Dear Diary,
I fucking love you. Yes you, diary. You might be the sexiest thing alive. Or sub-alive....

Thank you blog for being there when nobody else would be, including Andrew who sleeps in the bed with me! The superbed!!! So what could I ask of you diary? To be my best friend? To supply my cuddling needs? Hardly.

You make me feel alive again!!!!

-Love,

Nick