These Bitches Wanted to Play a Game

"Identity theft is not a joke Jim! Millions of families suffer every year!!"

Once upon a time our honored guests, Emily and Lauren, that we agreed to house for the weekend thought it might be a fun idea to commandeer our super bed. This wasn't a fun idea. They thought to catch us unawares by sneaking into our bedroom and falling asleep whilst a movie was on.

In addition to attempting to wrest control of the comfortable sleeping quarters Andy and i call... well, sleeping quarters, (AKAs: the superbed, the continuum), Lauren thought it might be funny to put up a fraudulent post in my esteemed name. (see last post)

OK, so it might have been a LITTLE funny. HOWEVER Andy and i agreed we weren't budging from our 'they can't have our bed' standpoint before they arrived. Mostly out of spite, because they said they would be trying to steal it from us for the entirety of their stay. Also i would like to point out, it may have been in our hearts to allow them the bed had they asked nicely upon arriving. And bought us a drink or two. However not only did they steal what was ours to give or not give, they ALSO promised us breakfast each morning!! I don't think it was too much to ask.

They broke the agreement

We couldn't let the rampant theft and lies go unanswered, so we reclaimed what was ours. We obnoxious'd Lauren out using loud music and chauvinistic humor, and Emily (who wakes up for nothing and no one) we had to carry out. Anyway, i am looking forward to our conciliatory french toast tomorrow. It's gonna be delicious.

I think we are going to see Where the Wild Things Are tomorrow as well, which is kind of exciting.

O ALSO Andy and i stayed up late watching "One Missed Call", which we have owned for possibly an entire year without watching. And it was spectacularly awful, as anticipated. I freakin' love bad horror films.

Alright, talk to ya soon blogosphere!